Aladdin has never seen anyone as beautiful as Jasmin before and when he did, that was it!

Join Ballet Theatre UK as we follow the yellow brick road and discover all the wonders of Oz.

For The First time ever a “Tennessee Country Christmas” is coming to Celebrate the festive Season

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

Have you ever wondered what pantomime would be like ‘without the kids’?!

Have you ever wondered what pantomime would be like ‘without the kids’?!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

Have you ever wondered what pantomime would be like ‘without the kids’?!

It’s the Pantomime Of Your Dreams!

Prince Igor Overture, Alexander Borodin
A Somerset Rhapsody, Gustav Holst

The Dazzling Diamonds are coming to The Medina Theatre with their brand-new comedy variety drag s

Someone Like You - The Adele Songbook is an outstanding live concert performance featuring stunni

The history of the Corps of Royal Marines goes back to 1664 when King Charles II sanctioned the f

“Undoubtedly the best Dire Straits tribute in Europe”

Join Britain’s best loved funny man on his marathon swim as he resists the pull of the under-curr

We’re taking bingo out of the hall, adding comedy, music and even bigger balls!

The hit stage production, ‘Shape of You’, features the amazing music of one of the world’s greate

JOIN NEIL BRAND, COMPOSER, WRITER, BROADCASTER, MUSICIAN WITH HIS ALL-NEW SHOW ABOUT THE IMMORTAL

Almost 26 years after Freddie Mercury’s death the rock band’s music is still as popular as ever.

Le Chasseur Maudit, César Franck
Piano Concerto in F, George Gershwin

OH WHAT A NIGHT! takes you back in time on a musical journey through the incredi

Enjoy the UK's leading live music tribute to George Harrison, performing his best-loved hits from

A VIP Meet & Greet experience for an evening with Coronation Street stars - Mikey North (know

Experience an evening with Coronation Street stars - Mikey North (known for playing Gary

'Forever Jackson' is the ultimate tribute to Michael Jackson setting the industr

Sweet sweet soul Tom Davis is best known for hit shows King Gary, The Curse, Murder In Successvil

Celebrating 30 years since the iconic ‘PULSE' tour, this highly authentic show recreates the atmo

Scenes from the Humber, Anthony Hedges

Following the SELLOUT success of Cinderella & Aladdin, Made to Measure Productions are BACK o

'Ranked in the Top 20 Tribute Artists & Bands in the World' – Champions UK plc

The UK’s No.1 vocal harmony group and original X-Factor stars celebrate a double decade in the li

The UK’s No.1 vocal harmony group and original X-Factor stars celebrate a double decade in the li

Fanfare from La Péri, Paul Dukas
Festivities, Roy Douglas

Country fans are given a taste of Nashville with Soul Street Productions’ sell-out show Made in T

Still going strong after 50 years In Entertainment/ comedy , Roy Chubby Brown is the undoubted Ki

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Whats on

P!ssed Up Panto - Jack and the Beanstalk

Following the SELLOUT success of Cinderella & Aladdin, Made to Measure Productions are BACK on the road with a hilarious new P*ssed Up Panto – Jack and the Beanstalk!

Have you ever watched a pantomime and wondered what mischief the cast would get up to if there weren’t any children in the audience? What happens when the cast have had one-too-many?! Now’s your chance to find out…!

This unique production is not for the faint-hearted - it’s panto as you’ve never seen it before! The show is packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that’s sure to be hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty...okay...very naughty...!

Along with all the usual adult panto fun, the audience vote each night for the one performer who must complete savage drinking challenges throughout the show. As the victim gets slowly more and more sozzled, they must, along with the rest of the cast, keep the show rolling on to it’s happy climax...!

Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives!

Just how impressive is Jack’s Beanstalk?! There’s only one way to find out…boys and girls!

Early booking is highly recommended as P*ssed Up Panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it!

Please Note: This production features strong language, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended.


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Box Office Opening Times

Tickets can be purchased in-person from the 1Leisure Reception located on the lower ground floor of the centre.

Weekdays 7.00am - 8.30pm
Weekends 9.00am - 4.30pm

The upper entrance box office is also open one hour before a performance start time for ticket collections and purchases.

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